Once, Blatchley was a happy place, with lots of happy people. But, one was not happy. He was Elyk Bueford Edaw. He felt that others avoided him during their 4-minute breaks while they chatted because of his horrible death breath. Now he could have bought a gallon drum of Listerine, but instead, he called up little demons with Ray-Bans to keep people's lockers from opening.

Another thing Elyk did was chew up a bunch of gum (garlic gum so it wouldn't hurt his breath) and stick the pieces to the bottom of desks and chairs so people would sit on them and put their notebooks and stuff and get all stuck. The only problem was he forgot people put their junk on the top of desks and sat on the top of chairs instead of the bottom, therefore people didn't get stuck. And that is how lockers get jammed and gum gets stuck to the bottom of chairs and desks.

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