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I am not sure how interesting these will be to everyone else, they are pretty amusing to me though. A look back at the writing in my earlier life.

These stories are mostly how I originally wrote them. I edited a little for grammar, though there are still a lot of grammatical errors.

French Play. A story a friend and I wrote in High School French about two Jeans and their bag of potatos.

My Trip to Wackoland. A story that I wrote in 7th or 8th grade.

The Green Sharp Thingamabopper. Another story written in 7th or 8th grade.

Memory Lane. Again, a story written in 7th or 8th grade.

Myth. This was done as an assignment in 7th or 8th grade. Our task was to write a myth on how something came to be. It was written by three different people, although I cut one of the parts out because it didn't really work very well. This paper is something one might expect of kids that age including (not so) veiled insults.

(Kyle, if you read the previous two writings, I hope you were amused.)

The Christmas Tree that said "Ouch". This was a little play I wrote in 7th grade.

Song? I think I may have written this for fun while in college. I think that I may have started it out as a poem and then decided that it would be better as song lyrics. I am not sure which would work best. Either way, it is not structured too well, but it was rather amusing to me. Particularly the last part. This is a hacked down version which I think works better. Here is the full version.

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